Love of fast food should go only so far
This marks the first time our weekly report on restaurant nightmares requires a for-mature-audiences-only warning—or, in the parlance of the web, a NSFW label.
The internet is a-twitter over a video posted by a lover of McDonald’s McChicken sandwich, and we do mean a lover. The sandwich is essentially a chicken patty slathered with mayonnaise, the key ingredient in our story. The man who posted the clip apparently saw the lubricating value of the topping and got his jollies with the sandwich, a smartphone apparently in his other hand.
Yes, he had sex with the sandwich, and we’re talking full penetration.
Amazingly, he posted the feat for all to see and marvel over, never considering that thousands may never view the McChicken sandwich in the same way again.
The true food porn has drawn hilarious responses on social media, including a shot of a burrito with the caption, “I can’t even look at it.” Check out #McChicken.