Wayback Burgers’ poke at Five Guys
Among the visuals trending on social media this week is security camera footage of a man who hid inside a Washington, D.C.-area Five Guys Burgers and Fries until it closed. After the staff left, he grilled himself a burger and helped himself to some fountain soda, chatting all the while on his cell phone. Police say the intruder ransacked the restaurant during his two-hour stay, and has yet to be found and arrested.
The longer he remains at liberty, the better for Wayback Burgers’ food costs.
“As you may be aware, there is a gentleman who broke in and made himself a burger at another restaurant brand last month in the D.C. area and is still at large,” Wayback President John Eucalitto said in a statement released yesterday to the press. “To that gentleman, I’d like to say that we all make mistakes—from committing this illegal act to your choice of burgers. I strongly encourage you to do the right thing and turn yourself in right away.
“After you take accountability for your actions, Wayback Burgers will give you free burgers for one year. It’s not too late to turn it around based on what you did.”